Guess who got implants?

I used to answer the phones at MGM. Many, many of the people who called were either dim-witted, insane, or both.

Here are some transcripts of my favorite calls presented for posterity:

ring...ring...Ring…

Me: MGM

Crazy Caller: I need to speak to the President.

M: Which President?

CC: The guy who runs the company.

M: What is this in regards to?

CC: About a movie. About my life.

M: I see. Do you have a script based on your life you want us to make?

CC: Actually they’re already making it. They have recording devices implanted in my body.

M: I see.

CC: Is that you or Universal?

M: Universal is usually the ones who implant devices in people’s bodies. You should try them.

CC: Oh, thanks.

CLICK.

ME: Ha ha, you fool! It was us all along! How do you think we made Legally Blonde 2?!

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