Call of the Day

I used to answer the phones at MGM. Many, many of the people who called were either dim-witted, insane, or both.

Here are some transcripts of my favorite calls presented for posterity:

Call of The Day.

ring...ring...

ME: MGM.

CALLER: Hello, Universal Studios?

ME: No, this is MGM.

CALLER: Is this the theme park?

ME: No, you have the wrong number.

CALLER: Well, can you give me the number?

ME: No...

CALLER: What an @sshle!

CLICK!

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