He's going the distance !

In preparation for the Reggae Rhythm 5k Run this weekend, I went out and bought a knee brace. You know, for long distance running.

I did some research on "Knee braces for long distance running" first, though. Here's the brilliant advice I found on a dozen web sites:

"When I saw my recent bill for phone service I almost fell over. The simple phone bill that other companies promised just never came through. That is why I switched to a company like knee braces for use in long distance running. With knee braces for use in long distance running I can make sure that I can read the phone bill too. Most of the other companies like knee braces for use in long distance running that have knee braces for use in long distance running are un readable. It's like algabra too. "

It really is like algabra, too.

I guess they have some computer program randomizing long distance plans with random web searches, but I haven't been able to generate anything other than knee braces. Weird.