Breathe, Dammit!

I took a FIRST AID/CPR class this week. I was pleasantly surprised to see the new dummies.

Looks like a peaceful Immanuel Lewis fetus. What's not to love?



But much to my horror, as I bent down to give the kiss of life...



FACE SUCKER !
A horrible alien lamprey waiting to suck off my beautiful face!



The deadly Face Sucker in repose.


I'm pretty sure this is an album cover. Peter Gabriel or Talking Heads, maybe.


I have bonded with the Face Sucker.

Now kiss me, you fool.

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