Fun with Dry Erase Markers

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Halloween Costume Pictures

Hope you all had a happy and fun halloween - got any pictures to share?

By request, here are pics of my Dad of Frankenstein costume.

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Enjoy!

Monster Cake

MONSTER CAKE is a fantastic blog that inspired me to do this Monster a Day project for October.

Check them out!


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Dyss Orderly

When the sun goes down and the doctors leave, the Dyss roams the halls of hospitals and asylums as an orderly, nurse, or caregiver.

A forgotten creature of chaos, the Dyss feeds on the patient's sanity and leaves behind a vomit slick of fear, confusion and madness.

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Zombies, Vampires, and More Zombies

Wrap your Braaains around these fine and informative sites:

DEAD FUNNY, a vaudeville comic about zombies. Perhaps the only vaudeville comic about zombies.

West Side Story zombie trailer - This proves that the art of the horror movie trailer has been mastered - so be warned the next time a scary trailer appeals to you (example: The Fog, Stay)

Monster Island - This free trilogy of serialized on-line novels about the zombie apocalypse is dangerously addictive.

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency - Hard hitting facts and emergency information to help you protect your family. Included is a handy chart about that age old issue:

Zombies vs. Vampires


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Robot! vs Ninja! #46

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Cellular Fish

Skullet

Frankenstein's Octopus

Aggropus

Descended from the octopus, the Aggropus roams on dry land causing mischief. The Aggropus' favorite past time is inciting road rage. The clever creature uses it's natural chameleon-like skin to appear as a human hand, after which it will cling to the side of a car and make rude gestures.

When not inciting road rage, the Aggropus will invisibly wander through crowded places and grope people. Whether the Aggropus is a parasite that feeds off the bloody havoc it causes or is just mimicking human hands to blend in is unknown.

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Haunted Houses

If you live in L.A. and want a fantastic directory of haunted houses and fun events, click here .

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Bozo Sapien

When hibernating or evading capture, the Bozo Sapien appears grey and drab. Note the pale skin and tightly curled red hair.

When hunting, however, the Bozo Sapien's nose, hands, and feet become engorged with blood and swell up. The neck frill extends along with the red afro. The skin takes on a colorful irridescent sheen, to lure in the Bozo Sapien's primary food source: Children and small pets.

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Robot vs. Ninja Round #45

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The Ghost of Pumpkins Past

When pumpkins are not disposed of properly after Halloween they roam the countryside and derelict pumpkin patches, searching for victims.

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Evil VHS Tape

With the rapid obsolescence of technology, accursed media such as the 'Evil Tape' will soon no longer pose a threat.

At present, only poor people and luddites are at risk of falling victim to the Evil VHS Tape. Soon these Evil tapes will go the way of the Demonic 8 Track.


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Pythalligator !

The deadly Pythalligator - Part Python, Part Alligator: All Florida!

Due to the population explosion of Burmese Pythons in the Florida Everglades, we've seen an Alligator eat a python, and a Python eat an alligator (and then explode).

But I think it's only a matter of time before they settle their differences long enough to spawn a hideous scaly lovechild.

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Soul Sucker

The Soul Sucker nestles into electronic monitors and television sets and bathes under flourescent lights. Slow moving, they feed on prey that sits in front of the flickering monitors for hours at a time.


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Pocky Monster

Happy Pocky Day from the Pocky Monster!

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Demon Pox

In the future biologists will discover the physical mechanics of evil: Demon Pox.

This will free people of responsibility for immoral behaviors - but the punishment for spreading the Demon Pox infection or not taking Penancecillian will be death.

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Electric Boogaloo

Inside every green power box is a raging electric monster waiting to attack!

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Robot vs Ninja #44

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W-Airwolf

Best Gypsy Curse...ever.


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Rotten Tooth Fairy

October thru January is the busiest time of year for the Rotten Tooth Fairy.



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Vampire Toes

Another of the 31 monsters of Halloween:

In the old country they were called
NOSFERATOE...

Today we know this 5 headed fiend as...

The Vampire Toes !

Inspired by my disgustingly pale feet.

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Black Beard's Ghost

Ectopus

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Zombie Smurf

Zombie smurf is the product of Gargamel's dark sorcery. He wants to smurf your brains.


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The Man with the Screaming Chin

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Robot! vs. Ninja! Round #43

Nay.

Nay ye didn't.

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Grizzly Shark !

Nature knows no predator more ferocious than the Grizzly Shark !

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Widow Maker

The first of 31 Monsters of Halloween. Thought I'd start with a scary one.


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Halloweenification !

Welcome to the Carter Comics Blog, Halloween Style.

As Halloween is the bestest and mostest funnest holiday ever, I will be bringing you all sorts of ghastly pictures, links, and stories for the month of October.

I will also unveil 31 Original creations: The 31 Monsters of Halloween!

I will post a new original monster every day - Monsters from weeks past will haunt the "31 Monsters" links in the right side of the page.

Happy October !


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Fem-bots at last

The geniuses at Kokoro Dreams have created the Actroid,
"A female-type reception robot... bearing a striking resemblance to a woman with a good command of four languages".

The Actroid can speak and understand conversations in English, Korean, Chinese, and Japanese.

The actroid comes in Renee Zellweger 'Down with Love' style:


And sexy leather clad Catherine Zeta Jones style:



Click here for video

But be warned: "She will be dissappointed and sulky if she is mocked".

And then she'll tell her brother:

I'm sure with their smart and sexy fem-bots, Kokoro Dreams will be very successful, and then they can create what they call "Fun-Fun Robot World" filled with friendly robots like this:

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Robot vs. Ninja #42 - Control Issues

When Elvichauns attack

I was checking out Bang Bang Bunny's website to get info about their October 1st CD Release Party at the Viper room, and I found this amazing clip.

The Elvichaun (Half Leprachaun, Half Elvis - All Rock) runs through a parade and collides with an old woman.

Click on the Elvichaun to see it happen.


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Out of the comics and into the streets!

Mental Pictures by Jeff Carter

I see comics and random weird characters just waiting to happen all over the place, so I was really stoked to find these two cool examples of culture jamming:

The folks at Thundercut modify street crossing signs - Link

and designer Ji Lee posted 5000 empty word balloon stickers on posters around New York and then photographed the results (some entries Rated R) - Link (if it's down check back later)


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Pocky Day Review - Reverse Strawberry

FLAVOR: Reverse Strawberry Pocky
NOTES: Another tasty addition to the Reverse Pocky family! This Pocky is so rare I could not even find a picture of it online, so I had to take my own.
RATING: 7 out of 10

While looking for pictures of this online, I came across MORE NEW flavors of pocky! There seem to be 2 new kinds of Decorer (White Chocolate and Strawberry) and 2 new kinds of Mousse (Custard Fondu and Chocolat Chaud).



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Chupacabra shot?

Texas Man kills El Chupacabra?

I'd say Chupacabra attack is a fine argument for the right to bear arms.


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Monday's Comic - Aaaarrrrr V N !

Newest Comic:



International Talk Like A Pirate Day Comic:

Click Here

New T-shirt availible at my store! A MUST for Robot Lovers!

Click Here


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Robot infested M&M's coming soon!

Scientists at Darthmouth have built the world's smallest mobile robot.

At 60 x 250 micrometers, "About 200 of these could march in a line across
the top of a plain M&M."

That's right - soon all of our delicious M&M chocolate candies will be SWARMING WITH TINY ROBOTS !

The tiny robots wait in Abe Lincoln's beard for an M&M

In an unexpected move, M&M is retaliating by creating GIANT M&M's.

They also offer custom M&Ms, as you can see...oh no! It's too late!






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Slugstrosity !

Slugstrosity !, originally uploaded by I'm Fantastic.

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Can't stop Pock'n

Graar!

Those fiends at Glico have created 2 more flavors of POCKY !

At this rate I will never catch up...

Sigh. Happy Pocky Day.

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Robot vs Ninja in 3D !

Robot vs. Ninja in 3D !

Only at the con...



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Monday's Comic - Robot vs. Ninja #40

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Robot Frank

Robots - big, boxy, belligerent robots.

RobotFrank.com has all that and more. Robotic combat, ninjas, even a tribute to Grimace!

Ro-basket definitely approves.


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Robot Insurance

I don't watch SNL because it is bad. The only thing I miss are there amazing commercial parodies, like this brilliant one for OLD GLORY ROBOT INSURANCE.

(video courtesy of Robotcombat.com, home of the fighting robot Nightmare. Vlad The Impaler is still my fave, sorry!)

Inspired. Ro-Basket approves.


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Evil worms brainwash victims

French researchers have discovered that a parasitic worm which preys upon grasshoppers forces them to commit suicide, afterwhich the worm erupts out of it's body.

Read it here

Watch it here (video starts off in french, then has an English voice over)

Ah, the circle of life.

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The only thing we have to fear...

In this forthright and timely speech, Mexican President Vicente Fox proclaims the major hurdle their nation must face is...



click here to read the article in The Onion



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Robot! vs. Ninja! Round #39

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Cubicle Art

Cubicle Art, originally uploaded by I'm Fantastic.

I call it Cubicleism, not Cubism.


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Robot vs. Ninja...Photos!

I've had a Flickr account for a while now, but haven't really explored it's potential for things other than free hosting for pictures.

The Flickr Blog is always posting about really neat things, so I've added it to my 'Blogs I Dig' list on the side there.

They also have a 'Flickr Tag Fight' feature that runs off Tags.

Tags are descriptive comments people add to their pictures. With the Tag Fight, you can enter two tags into search fields and see which one dominates.

Of course I had to try this with ROBOT vs NINJA.

AND THE WINNER IS...


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